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hugolin
Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:28 am
The Underground Tokyo Times
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Tokyo, April 1st 1940
As the war progresses, the raging Cheeto is cooling off his rhetorics, and the first defeats came as a reality check on this fragile and emotional leader who so lightly defied the League of Nations.
Australia and New Zealand have fallen through sheer number and treachery, the Imperial HQ having sent overwhelming forces there, and landed on undefended beaches. But thanks to the the English tactical leadership, the operation was delayed: of particular brilliance was the reinforcement of NZ, and the evacuation of Wellington followed by a landing in Japanese-owned Christchurch, right under the Japanese fleet nose! Several Fleet commanders were called back to Tokyo and reassigned to office duty in the wake of this tactical defeat. But both Australia and New Zealand were release as puppet government, mere lapdogs of Mad Cheeto, and with little interest in contributing to the war effort.
On the mainland, the Chinese leadership finally moved forward, and launched savage attacks on all the front. The rumours in the street of Tokyo is that many sons of Japan died in desperate battles to hold the line. For these soldiers, it was not 'Victory and Valhalla', but 'Defeat and Valhalla'. Apparently the Imperial HQ was able to throw reserves in and save the day, but not without serious losses. Army moral is said to be sinking at seeing so many enemies on so large a front. China sent countless units with little regard to human losses and was able to nearly destroy several divisions of Japanese and of the China-Nanking puppet regime.
In Indochina, Siam made the ill-decision to join the Axis, but thankfully the Allied leadership was ready for Siam's betrayal and quickly moved in to secure key mountain areas. Siamese units were ordered by the IJA to hold at all cost and were nearly destroyed in doing so, finally having to abandon their land with only bayonet-strength battalions left, and not having time to bury their dead. The Allies were able to align a strong front to face the Japanese Army, but the latter has been considerably reinforced, and the frontline seems to have stopped to move for the time being. The Underground Tokyo Times would also like to salute the arrival of an ARM divisions in Asia, which will undoubtedly stop the advancing troops of Cheeto.
Naval battles were also fought around Borneo and Saigon, but everyone was tight-lipped about this. Apparently one IJN surface fleet encountered a combined Allied CAG and surface fleet, and was attacked by it, with no chances to retaliate against the CV. One BB-II was sunk, and the rest of the fleet was in serious need of repairs, putting an end to the false dream of Japanese naval supremacy in the region. The IJN exact location is always hard to pinpoint, but it's apparently in dry dock undergoing repairs.
Communist China was created. I leave it to the imagination of the reader as to why Cheeto allowed a communist regime to be installed in Asia...
The people of Hong Kong also revolted and took arms, and 4 Japanese divisions were needed to pacify the region, creating further chaos in the Imperial command. The fake image of benevolent leadership Cheeto has been cultivating with a consumed art is cracking at the seam, as the masses are wondering why Hong Kong revolted if everything is so great in the Empire.
In sum, spring 1940 may very well mark the peak of the paper regime of Cheeto. While apparently still enjoying immense popular support, it cannot be long before reality catches up with this regime. It's only a question of time before Western interests return in the region, and perhaps this carnival of war will only help to insure the continuing dependency of Asia toward the West. The quick peace will be followed, we hope, by a total dismantling of the war potential in the region, with the usual guarantees offered by England. Likewise, we would like to see the new Tokyo Imperial Bank dissolved, and the previous free market conditions reestablished.
"Defending like Chiang, attacking like Il Douche, Conquering like... Emperor Cheeto, Emperor of the Sino-Japanese Empire of the peaceful sun of the Eastern horizon"